Hi. I’m William Hoke and this is my website. If you like it you should consider either; 1. giving me money, 2. hiring me (assuming you’re a prospective employer) or 3. appreciating the abstruse historical references and arcane comedy stylings contained herein.
Why are you biting my shit?
This is my web Fuckface
Spicy
If I had a dog I would not let you touch it
I maybe just fatguy butt u r wurst human sence HILTER.
Ha ha ha
Serious need halp move me: thirdfloorAznsCosmeticsandhandbagsandmorecanigetagoodburgersomewherearoundhere
I wanted to give you munny but you don’t accept Google checkout or Amazon wallet or Bitcoin.
2 stars
How much?
Send pix to get pix
BUTTSMORE BUTTS
ShitBITTS
ButterFUCK
Tasteybites
HONEYFLOGGG
Want to lose FAT
All you need is this one neat TRICK
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Doctors hate me for this one reason: I don’t have health insurance.
Spooning and more money money Money Money Money Money Money
Put this up on your mantle:
Mama wanted a GRRRRRRRL
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
I’m gonna dress up like your shitty website
Shitty
I’m poopin again
Do you remember that game CROSSFIRE that was popular in the 90’s?
I would not play that with you if I had it
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the worst website evar
When I poop I sometimes imagine that you are tiny and swimming in the bowl and I am rescuing you by giving you something to cling to and not drown.
Then after you are saved you realize it is poop.
What are we eating? This is awful!
Oh, it is your WEBSITE?
Then I unnerstand because your WEBSITE is so terrible.
Duck
Duck.
Duck!
_duck
GOOSE
Is there where I go to get an estimate?
So how come it is that several don’t mean sevenish?
Sorry I was gone for so long. I put needles in the Halloween candy but no kids showed up and I forgot about it then I got hungry because you know “Fat Guy”. Well several surgeries and about 200 lbs later I am SKINFLAPS Guy. Kinda like a SUPREHEROE.
You should take a tip from The Book of “Go Fuck Yourself” and leave.
Whoop, there it is!